Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad.
Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to
attend this self-help seminar.
Bart: What an odd thing to say...
-- Homer's new directness approach, "Bart's Inner Child"
Lisa: We know, Dad.
Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to
attend this self-help seminar.
Bart: What an odd thing to say...
-- Homer's new directness approach, "Bart's Inner Child"
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[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
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[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my
life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking...
