Outside] Kearney: Shh, Quiet! You'll Wake Up Old Man Simpson.
Kearney: Shh, quiet! You'll wake up old man Simpson.
Jimbo: Hey, no more trampoline.
Kearney: Let's jump on the car instead!
-- Appetite for destruction, "Bart's Inner Child"
Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining System
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer and cute turn signals....
Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
[points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....