Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart.
Selma: And I don't like this urine sample one bit.
-- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child"
Selma: And I don't like this urine sample one bit.
-- The sisters inspect Marge, "Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going... - Skinner: My God, they're naked!
Patty: Double your pleasure,
Springfield. Selma: I'm sweating...let's ride... - the doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Marge: A tombstone?!
Patty: It came with the burial plot,
but that's not important: the important thing... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys
has.
passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school,
and I don't know which state to go as. Marge... - Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the... - Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second... - Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night.
Wanna see the victims? Lisa: Sure. [Bart...
