{A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem. Then
Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified
wine!
[drinks from a can] Ah...sweet liquor eases the pain.}
-- Troy McClure describes how self-help aided him,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified
wine!
[drinks from a can] Ah...sweet liquor eases the pain.}
-- Troy McClure describes how self-help aided him,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
- Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident,
Stupid". Well, now I'm here to tell you about the... - Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind... - Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through... - Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here,
this, this -- Bart: Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And... - Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities...
