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• Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".
  Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health....
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
• Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
  Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
  Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
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