Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what? At least
I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd
ever do is work and go to church.
Marge: That's not true.
Homer: Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun.
Marge: I can name ten things! Uh...I made sloppy Joes!
Homer: That's not fun.
-- The importance of being fun, "Bart's Inner Child"
I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd
ever do is work and go to church.
Marge: That's not true.
Homer: Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun.
Marge: I can name ten things! Uh...I made sloppy Joes!
Homer: That's not fun.
-- The importance of being fun, "Bart's Inner Child"
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[finishes brushing his teeth
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful... - Homer: One adult and four children.
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[walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answers... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
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but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior
Camper recruitment center
but what's done is done: I've made my bed, and... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny
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