Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what? At least
I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd
ever do is work and go to church.
Marge: That's not true.
Homer: Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun.
Marge: I can name ten things! Uh...I made sloppy Joes!
Homer: That's not fun.
-- The importance of being fun, "Bart's Inner Child"
I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd
ever do is work and go to church.
Marge: That's not true.
Homer: Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun.
Marge: I can name ten things! Uh...I made sloppy Joes!
Homer: That's not fun.
-- The importance of being fun, "Bart's Inner Child"
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