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• Burns: Well, if it isn't my good friends, the, er -- Smithe
  Simpson family, master. Burns: Simpson, eh? Excellent....
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
  Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?...
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....
• Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
  [to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...