Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer --
Burns: I heard that!
Homer: [defensively] It was the boy!
-- Bart the scapegoat, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer --
Burns: I heard that!
Homer: [defensively] It was the boy!
-- Bart the scapegoat, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Doll: Here you go, buddy.
Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Homer... - Smithers: John!
John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this... - Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in
and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor... - a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Homer: Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry.
Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters] Homer... - You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not... - Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name,
fella? Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this... - Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr...
From the same category:
- Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis!
[finds vanity license plate rack]
Cool.
personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... - Homer: Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of
managing a beautiful country singer!
Marge: Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest... - Marge: I found a way to stretch the food budget.
Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night.
Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop... - Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong!
You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Lis:... - Quimby: ...and after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months,
I have determined it is not feasible to construct...
