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• Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
  Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
  Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz...
• Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba -- Lisa: Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp.
  Bart: Gna-gna-gna-gna -- Lisa: Yeah, I've seen your Curly too!...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
  [giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house] Ba...
• Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?
  [Everyone laughs] Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby?...
• Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
  Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...