Lisa: [motioning to the coffins] Satisfied?
Bart: Big deal. It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest
home.
-- _Those_ coffins are empty, though,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Bart: Big deal. It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest
home.
-- _Those_ coffins are empty, though,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, what's wrong?
Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery
death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse... - Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz:... - Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please,
Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp. Bart: Gna-gna-gna... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
[giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house]... - Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning,
so could everyone please be extra-nice to him... - Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting
life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
From the same category:
- Mrs.B: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow.
A little more,
try to break some capillaries, dear. Marge: Couldn't... - Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now,
before you get in a lot of trouble. Homer: But... - Wow. You know, most of my life I've... I've had to live with the shame
of being a screw-up.
But now, as I stand here with the award for the district's... - It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!
Bart watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow... - Ooh, he's going to win!
-- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney,
"Marge in...
