Cowboy: Hey, baby! Feel like gettin' lucky?
Marge: I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children.
Thank you very much.
Cowboy: {[threatening] Listen, baby, I _always_ get what I want.}
Marge: {[indignant] I said no!}
Cowboy: {Oh, did you? Oh, I completely misunderstood. Please accept
our apologies.}
-- A true redneck gentleman, "Marge on the Lam"
Marge: I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children.
Thank you very much.
Cowboy: {[threatening] Listen, baby, I _always_ get what I want.}
Marge: {[indignant] I said no!}
Cowboy: {Oh, did you? Oh, I completely misunderstood. Please accept
our apologies.}
-- A true redneck gentleman, "Marge on the Lam"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer:
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over... - Oh, baby,
you knnooow what I LIKE... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out...
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Bart: I'll do the honors.
[takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no... - Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
What about the buffoon lessons, the four years... - Troy: Apu living with the Simpsons?! It happened. And here's a scene
you didn't see.
Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every... - Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely,
Since my baby left me.
I got no money, And nothing is free. ... - Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security
guards?
Lisa: Security guards? -- At the nuclear power plant...
