Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a
babysitter.
Homer: Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come,
it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
Bart: You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter!
Homer: [suspicious] Wait a second...
[Pulls a paper from his pocket: "Always do the opposite of what
Bart says"] Hmm...you kids _do_ need a babysitter!
Bart: Blast that infernal card! [to Homer] _Don't_ give that card to
me.
Homer: Here you g -- [pulls back] No!
-- Just before Homer leaves, "Marge on the Lam"
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a
babysitter.
Homer: Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come,
it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
Bart: You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter!
Homer: [suspicious] Wait a second...
[Pulls a paper from his pocket: "Always do the opposite of what
Bart says"] Hmm...you kids _do_ need a babysitter!
Bart: Blast that infernal card! [to Homer] _Don't_ give that card to
me.
Homer: Here you g -- [pulls back] No!
-- Just before Homer leaves, "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]...
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- in a shy, nervous tone] Hi everybody. Is everybody.
good? -- Homer is about to begin his number,... - Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer.
Bob:
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna... - Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer,... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family,
Come along and join the fun, Come along and...
