Homer: Fine. I Can Have A Great Time All By Myself.

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Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a
Homer: Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come,
it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
Bart: You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter!
Homer: [suspicious] Wait a second...
[Pulls a paper from his pocket: "Always do the opposite of what
Bart says"] Hmm...you kids _do_ need a babysitter!
Bart: Blast that infernal card! [to Homer] _Don't_ give that card to
Homer: Here you g -- [pulls back] No!
-- Just before Homer leaves, "Marge on the Lam"