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• Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
  Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
  The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced him to pay all back child support....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Ooh, he's going to win! -- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney, "Marge in Chai
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....