Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.

{Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt.
[wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya.}
-- Lionel Hutz on "LA Law", "Marge on the Lam"

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