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• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
• Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters.
• Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
  -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• Anyone who has got a book collection/library and a garden wants for nothing. -- Cicero
• How many cataloguers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first....
• Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! Man, I love Congress!
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a newspaper serving the villages of Castorville and Polluxton.
  "Both the villages of Castorville and Polluxton have experienced sharp declines in the numbers of residents who pay property taxes....
• Anyone could do it with manuals...