Did You Hear About The Handsome Bachelor Senator Who Hired A Ravishing Blonde As His Assistant And Then Made Her The Object Of A Long Congressional Probe.

Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a
ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a
long Congressional probe.

Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.

Did You Hear About The Handsome Bachelor Senator Who Hired A Ravishing Blonde As His Assistant And Then Made Her The Object Of A Long Congressional Probe.

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