Did You Hear About The Guy Who Shot His Wad In Las Vegas But Didn't Have Time To Stay Around And Try His Luck In The Casinos.

Did You Hear About The Guy Who Shot His Wad In Las Vegas But Didn't Have Time To Stay Around And Try His Luck In The Casinos.

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Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las Vegas but
didn't have time to stay around and try his luck in the casinos.

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