- Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French
the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all... - The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it
Franklin P.... - Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first
time
you can walk on them for 20 years... - Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises
some pretty good questions
Woody... - Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising... - Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom... - I think animal testing is a terrible idea
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers... - All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific
Jane... - The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions... - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Oscar...
