- Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -
Ernie... - Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience... - The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made... - Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take
another bite... - Life is like a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have,
the less shit you have to eat... - The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is
the word fuck..... - He is one of those people who would be enormously improved
by death... - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die... - From what we get, we can make a living; what we give,
however, makes a life." -- Arthur... - A bird in the hand will probably shit on your
wrist...
