- A bird in the hand will probably shit on your
wrist... - Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
Jules de... - Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep
Fran... - The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds
and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving... - Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't
Erica... - The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem
it is generally employed only by small children and... - He who hesitates is not only lost
but miles from the next exit." --... - Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Lily... - Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving
birth to a child
She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911... - Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
W. C. Fields (1880...
