- A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
- Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." -- Jules de Gaultie
- Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
- The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world
and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesa... - Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
- The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedma... - He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit." -- Unknow
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomli
- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving
birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)... - Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)

