Heaven Is Where The Police Are British, The Cooks Are French, The Mechanics German, The Lovers Italian And It's All Organised By The Swiss.

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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.