Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
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- In Heaven:
the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and
the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian.... - Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, the traffic patterns are Bostonian, and the cooks are English.
- What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman.... - Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996
- If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.
- I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. -- Charles V
- How many
armies
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.... - Where there are no swamps there are no frogs. German Proverb
- Quantum Mechanics have smaller tools and don't really know where they are...
