- An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the
William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger... - Crime does not pay... as well as politics."
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Alfred E.... - Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality
that happens to us,
and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have... - A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." ... - A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of." -
Burt... - Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
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Jonathan... - When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each
other." -
Eric... - A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can
prove that you don't need it." -- Bob... - All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
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George Orwell, Animal... - It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or lose." -
Darrin...
