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The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
.. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)...
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
The people of Halifax invented the trampoline.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash...
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.
The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected....
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose. -- David Lardne
The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified.
But it is equally important to accept and tolerate different standa...

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