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The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animal...
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
-- Glaser and Way...
The problem with engineers is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results....
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylo...
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.
The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!
The qotc (quote of the con) was Liz's: "My brain is paged out to my live
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.

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