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The University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie Philbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall.
Philbin is said to make up for no talent by cheating well. Says Philbin of h...
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
-- E. W. Dijkstra...
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
-- H. L. Mencke...
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twai
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ....
The voters have spoken, the bastards ...
The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes, it's just a tired feeling
The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.
-- Alexander Haig...

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