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The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -- Noelie Alito
The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a direction you did not want.
(Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) -- Dan Roddick...
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy .
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The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money.
-- Ed Bluestone, "The National Lampoo...
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!
The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.
-- Nicolaide...
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood.
Indeed, the Russians' predispositio...
The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink

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