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The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw...
The revolution will not be televised.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerso
The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden Nash...
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left handed people are in their right mind....
The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
-- Sherida...
The right to revolt has sources deep in our history. -- Supreme Court Justice William O. Dougla

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