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The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths. -- Ken Kesey
The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. -- Lenny Bruce
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden Nash...
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The United States also has its native Fascists who say that they are "100 percent American".
.. -- U. S. Army (1945)...
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuel...
The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the combination is locked up in the safe.
-- Peter DeVrie...

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