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• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
  -- Steven Wrigh...