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The surest protection against temptation is cowardice. -- Mark Twai
The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
Our authority is Isaiah 30...
The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics: The First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat -- Ogden Nash.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jone
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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