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The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.
The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! -- Ogden Nash...
The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, "There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
. Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teache...
The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo...
The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to consta
instead of referring to pi as 3....
The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election.
The primary theme of SoupCon is communication. The acronym "LEO" represents the secondary theme
Law Enforcement Officials The overall theme of SoupCon shall be...
he privileged being which we call human is distinguished from other animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in charity we can only call "inhuman.
-- R. A. Lafferty...
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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