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The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the House Un-American Activities Committee].
We will determine what rights you have and what rights you have not got." -- J. Parnell...
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And littered with sloppy analysis!
The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
The padanga is dying out because the female pad...
The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Qui...
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100 showed that all had these things in commo
(1) They all had moderate appetites. (2) They all came from middle class homes (3) A...
The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompso
The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children.
Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money...
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
I have seen much, yet cannot explain all....

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