Miscellaneous Collections

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Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently than they do.
-- Turgenev...
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. -- Arnold Benne
Mother is the invention of necessity.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a consta
he population is growing....
Multiply in your head" (ordered the compassionate Dr.
Adams) "365,365,365,365,365,365 by 365,365,365,365,365,365....
Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right....
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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