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Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem .
.." -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow...
Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile.
Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures....
Mustgo, n.: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
-- "Grendel", by John Gardne...
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window.
We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welle...
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
And I've got this pai...
My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows....
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....

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