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Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roo
Money is the root of all wealth.
Moon, n.: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.
See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC)....
Mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
MORE SPORTS RESULTS: The Beverly Hills Freudians tied the Chicago Rogerians 0-0 last Saturday night.
More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction....
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right.
If everything did, you'd be out of a job....

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