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Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.
In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive....
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish.
You would sue: * The toaster manufacture...
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return.
Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dolla...
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London) Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office.
We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public...
Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. -- Harry Emerson Fosdick
LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22) Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire for filthy lucre and a decent meal.
Be gracious and polite. Someone is watching you, so stop stari...
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent....
Lie, n.: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.

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