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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
-- Alan J. Perli...
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....
LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore.
Your ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got a day coming you wouldn't believe....
Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a number.
You're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and another number....
Let us live!!! Let us love!!! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! You first.

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