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I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
-- Gotama Buddha...
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." -- Mae We
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
-- Mary Lou Bax...
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerso

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