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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth...
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavou...
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. -- Edgar Allan Poe
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox...
I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
-- James Gordon Benne...
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82...

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