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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencke
Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse. -- Jawaharlal Nehru
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White...
Democracy, n.: A government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meeting or any other form of direct expression.
Results in mobocracy. Attitude toward property is communistic... negating p...
Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.
Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls....
Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook...
DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tire...

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