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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Disc space -- the final frontier!
Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be yours too." -- Dave Haynie
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between the above and my own views is no...
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Distinctive, adj.: A different color or shape than our competitors.
Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any damage inflicted on the vehicle.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

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