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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together .
.. -- Carl Zwanzig...
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.

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