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Miscellaneous Collections

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Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Don't get even -- get odd!
Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading.
Debug only code. -- Dave Store...
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -- Mark Twai...
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.

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