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Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things.
default, n.: [Possibly from Black English "De fault wid dis system is you, mon.
] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity. "Nothing will come of nothing...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?
! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?...
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soape...
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G. B. Shaw...

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