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Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac...
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
-- Howard Aike...
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz...
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them....
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Double Bucky (Sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie") Double bucky, you're the one!
You make my keyboard lots of fun Double bucky, an additional bit or two...
Double-Blind Experiment, n.: An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.
Often accompanied by a belief in the tooth fairy....
Down with categorical imperative!

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