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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before....
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
Don't be humble ... you're not that great. -- Golda Mei
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don't change the reason, just change the excuses! -- Joe Cointme
Don't come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly, sincerely, extremely dangerously.
They used dogs. They used probes. They used cardio plate crossoffs. They used teepers. They...

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