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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))...
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul...
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Do you have lysdexia?
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