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DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
Did I say 2? I lied.
Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors? -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet?
At one point he definitely states: "Natasha!...
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying word...
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....

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