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During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
Suddenly a red-faced country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, ...
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several times, often with lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol
lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o...
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
E Pluribus Unix
Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
(Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three...
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friend
/earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
Earth is a beta site.
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun." -- Jeff Berne

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