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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow dow
Death is only a state of mind. Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
Death to all fanatics!
Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the crowd present.
Abusive and obscene language may not be used by contestants when addressing members o...
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash.
an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!...

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