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Dave Mack: "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par." Allen Gwinn: "Yours is.
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ea
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve....
Dear Lord: I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right. Which is correct? Ge...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ......
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast".
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
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