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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. -- A. E. Newma
Critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
cursor address, n: "Hello, cursor!" -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.
It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation....
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.
It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation....
Cynic, n.: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision....
Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Dare to be naive. -- R. Buckminster Fulle
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

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