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As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 program
a process that traditionally requires some debugging....
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought.
Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I re...
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Alle...
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable.
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.
There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishe...
As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
[In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears.
Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you....
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself.
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

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